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Welcome to the home of the Bilge Rats. This will be your one and only source of key Bilge Rat information besides the facebook group, the event invitations, the hard copy of the schedule, and Jeff Lopa. Besides those though, this is the place you need to go.

The Bilge Rats started one most likely warm day in January 2008 and have grown to become the most popular and celebrated team in the greater Magic Kingdom west side area Mens League Donald II division. This sort of notoriety deserves some sort of recognition--some sort of fame. That's why a free website was a must.

So join us here each week my friends for Bilge Rats information and game recaps. You can even write your own testimonials or use one the the sites many resources and tools to have an experience no other softball related blog can give you. Or, you can look at porn. I wouldn't be suprised if someday we linked there as well.

Happy surfing, and remember, Bilge Rats forever, or until we can all find a better team to play on.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

BILGE RATS CLOBBER AQUAHOLICS

This was a tough challenge. It's not often when a softball team has too start off their season by playing such a huge group of sissy whiny quitters not athletic enough to master wii mini golf tough team.

The game started off very close. It was, at one point tied at zero in fact, but according to rule books this is how games are "supposed" to start. I think that this was the umpires way of trying to cheat us out of a win. Any team that has the amount of man boobs (hereinafter "moobs") that the Aquaholics put on display tonight should start each game with negative 5 runs and a mastectomy.

As usual the umpires decision not to immediately put them at negative 5 meant early trouble for the Rats. In fact after 2 innings they trailed the Moobs 4-2. Could this a be a repeat of last year? Could the Rats continue to be an immensely talented yet under achieving team?

They then scored 14 unanswered runs and mercy ruled the Pathetiholics 16-4

They did it with hitting. 2 home runs, a solo shot by Tyler to start them off, and a grand slam by Mendy to put it away. They did it with pitching. Mike tosses a complete game and gives up no runs after the 2nd while striking out 2. They did it with fielding. The middle infield turned a double play and Tyler had 2 assists from the outfield, one at 3rd base, and one at home to end the game. They even had help from the other team. There was one guy, who I will be calling the "Pathetic useless softball scummy yellowbelly" (Pussy), the right fielder, who stood there and watched Thad's hit go by him, and stood motionless as Thad garnered a triple, and then, on the final play of the game when Tyler nailed him at home he didn't slide, he didn't retreat to 3rd, he stood their and surrendered without a fight. I'm almost positive he was French. To add insult to idiocy he didn't come out to say good game afterwards. It's a good thing. It would be hard to tell him anything good.

All in all it ended up being a great game for the Bilge Rats and a fantastic way to start the season. Rat's win 16-4 and start off a solid 1-0.

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Who was the MVP?
Mendy -- Grand Slam, and the man ran over the 1st basemen like a linebacker on HGH.
Tyler -- Key home run to start the onslaught, manly assists at 3rd base, and home to end the game
Mike -- Stellar pitching performance, complete game, no runs given up after the 2nd inning, 2RBI
Moob Pussy in right field -- The game was lost before it even began with him in the lineup
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